-Why exactly would the universe make fun of us all? -Maybe it's insecure.
Мне нравится этот способ игры в твистер 
The party picks up even more when someone produces a Twister set, especially when Mike's the one calling the actions.
"Allison! Left ear, red!"
"Sandy! Right tit, green!"
"Steve! Left asscheek, blue!"
"Chad! Right nut, green! Wait, don't you have only one nut?" Mike says, thinking. "Oh no, wait, that was your dog. Carry on!"
Later, Mike joins in on the game and everyone immediately flees the mat when Tom and Mike 'accidentally collapse' on each other.

The party picks up even more when someone produces a Twister set, especially when Mike's the one calling the actions.
"Allison! Left ear, red!"
"Sandy! Right tit, green!"
"Steve! Left asscheek, blue!"
"Chad! Right nut, green! Wait, don't you have only one nut?" Mike says, thinking. "Oh no, wait, that was your dog. Carry on!"
Later, Mike joins in on the game and everyone immediately flees the mat when Tom and Mike 'accidentally collapse' on each other.